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MethodHow to take a measurement that is repeatable and comparable.DataWhat the published distributions say, and how far self-reported figures drift from them.GearTape, ruler, or neither - what changes the reading.
  • 14 August 2026 3 min readMethod

    How to measure the way the research does

    Most of the disagreement online is people comparing numbers taken by different methods. There is only one that is comparable, and it takes two minutes.

  • 14 August 2026 2 min readGear

    Tape, ruler, or a strip of paper

    The instrument is the part people optimise and the part that matters least. Here is what each one is genuinely good and bad at.

  • 14 August 2026 2 min readData

    What the published data actually says

    One large meta-analysis, measurements taken by health professionals rather than self-reported. The numbers are lower and the distribution is narrower than almost anyone expects.

Self-reported figures run high. Consistently.

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